The host stand at the bistro on the 800 block of East Las Olas runs on a paper book and an iPad. The book is for the owner. The iPad is for the platform. The owner trusts the book. The book says the 7:30 four-top is a yacht broker from Newport Beach who has been here three Octobers in a row, his guests are buyers from Genoa and Sydney, and the reservation is followed by a closing dinner two days later for fourteen at the same table.
The phone rings. It is the marina manager at Bahia Mar calling for an off-vessel catering order at noon Friday for twenty-eight. The order has to be packed for a sportfish with limited galley storage and a midday departure window. The host writes the marina slip number on the book, then writes it again on a yellow sticky note, then thumbs across the iPad to enter the order into the catering form. The catering form does not let her save the slip number. She sticks the note to the screen.
The bell over the front door rings. A couple from a cruise ship at Port Everglades wants a table for two. Their ship boards back at eleven. They have a guide to South Florida they downloaded onto a phone that has no service because T-Mobile dropped them coming up the New River. The host hands them a paper menu and points at the wine list with a pen. Three languages happen in ninety seconds: English, Spanish, and the kind of polite international English a couple from Hamburg uses to read a Florida wine list.
Outside, two valet stands are running. The first is the restaurant's own. The second is the yacht show's overflow valet, set up Wednesday morning and tearing down Sunday night. Three blocks east, the New River runs south of Las Olas, busy with tenders and water taxis. Five blocks west, Federal Highway runs north toward Wilton Manors. Twenty-six blocks south, Port Everglades is moving a cruise ship out of the channel and into a Bahamas turn. All of those economies are seated, or trying to be seated, inside this one dining room tonight.
The bistro will do roughly two hundred and forty covers by eleven. Eighty more will be catering pickup tomorrow at eleven thirty for the Bahia Mar marina order. Sixty more will be a Saturday brunch wedding party off Las Olas Isles. None of those three channels run cleanly through the same software, and the owner is paying twenty-five to thirty percent commission on a chunk of the catering because the platform that takes the order is the only one the marina knows. The rest of this page is about why none of that has to be true.
