The jerk smoker on the sidewalk is built from a pair of half-barrels welded end to end on a steel cart. The owner moved from Mandeville, Jamaica, to South Florida in 1998, opened the first kitchen at Miramar Parkway and 64th Avenue in 2007, and has run the same Friday service since. Pimento wood is stacked in a milk crate under the cart. The bird crackles in the smoke. The line, two dozen long, runs west under a string of Caribbean flags.
Inside the kitchen, the phone is on speaker. A regular from the Park of Commerce, calling from a Royal Caribbean conference room two miles east at the Plantation border, needs ten quarter jerk plates with rice and peas for a Monday lunch. The owner's daughter takes the order in English while her mother runs the register in Patois. A second line is ringing. It is a Haitian neighbor from down the block who wants two orders of griot with pikliz and switches to Creole halfway through.
Across University Drive, four blocks west, a Cuban counter is pressing cubanos and pouring cafecito for a line of Spirit Airlines crew on a layover bus. The Spanish on the counter is fast and bilingual. A Venezuelan family is at the back booth, three generations deep, ordering arepas reina pepiada and a cachapa de queso. The owner is on a cordless phone, pinned between her shoulder and the espresso machine, taking a thirty-piece pastelito order for a quinceanera at the Cultural Center on Sunday.
Two corridors, three languages on the phone, four cuisines under one neighborhood, and a single working week that stretches from a Monday Spirit catering order to a Sunday quinceanera. The Miramar restaurant year is not one calendar. It is a Caribbean diasporic economy stacked on top of a corporate suburb stacked on top of an I-75 commuter spine. Most of the software the operator was sold was built for none of those three.
The rest of this page is about what software, in what configuration, would respect all three at once. The short answer is: a flat monthly fee, a trilingual voice agent in English, Spanish, and Haitian Creole, corporate catering quoting that respects the Park of Commerce loading dock, and same-day Stripe payouts so Friday's jerk service funds Saturday's payroll. The long answer is the report below.
